When Pastor Jackson over at second Presbyterian got fed up with all the excuses folks give for not attending church he offered his own list: "Ten Reasons Not to Wash."
1. I was forced to as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites-- they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which is best.
4. I used to wash, but got bored and stopped.
5. I only wash on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
8. I can't spare the time.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer..
10. People who make soap are only after your money.
http://llerrahmusic.com/viewcard.php?code=236079 This link is to a hilarious one.
And just one more. The evolutionary scientist after many years of intensive research and failure finally synthetically created a living cell. He announced proudly the next day at his
press conference, " ahem, ladies and gentlemen yesterday as you know I proved that it takes no intelligence to create life."
Chip
